Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
