Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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