and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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