I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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