when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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