I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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