Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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