Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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