I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
