i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
smell my finger.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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