Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
