hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
