After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
