So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Come see our sink grown plant.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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