I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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