Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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