it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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