There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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