do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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