The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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