she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
be right there i have to get my cape
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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