But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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