Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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