You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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