i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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