I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
