girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So here I am, sexting at work.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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