Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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