Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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