Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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