Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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