That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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