So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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