It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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