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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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