And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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