He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she pinky promised me she was 18
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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