Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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