You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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