You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can't turn off my feet"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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