That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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