How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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