is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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