tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My vagina is very pro this idea
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