so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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