So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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