how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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