Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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