Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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