bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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