What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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