ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Randomize
