Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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