I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
we made out on top of his cat.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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