Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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