sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My ATM looks so different sober.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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