Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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